Loophole jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.