I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis : 《Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can't ? 》
《Why Don't You Speak To Me ?》
《Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You》
《Oh Yeah I Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why does it take longer for women to orgasim than men?
Who cares.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
What's longer than a penis?
About anything
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
My Dick is longer than your life
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
