I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
How does he go for a poo? He Logs out
how do trees find each other, they log-ate!
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook.....
It took all his info
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.