Log

Log Jokes

Insult

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Alligator

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Toilet

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Info

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

Security

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Stick

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

Spock

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.