Log

Log Jokes

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.