Living room floor jokes

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.