Living room floor jokes
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Floor on the road?
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!