Little boys pants jokes
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."