Little boys pants jokes

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.

Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?

Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!

What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.