Ling jokes

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.