Ling jokes
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
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What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
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A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
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Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
