What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
