Ling jokes

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

what is the fastest country? iran.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

Humanity.