Lightening Jokes

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

Have you ever tried anal bleaching?

It really helps assholes lighten up.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"