My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
