Lightening jokes
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Memes
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Community
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more
you ever wonder if the black guy with the lightening around his head is right?