Light Bulb jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.