Light Bulb jokes
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.