What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
