What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
