A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Whats wost than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
