Life-time jokes

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

Life's too short to want it.

My life.

Tell me when you get it.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.