Life Expectancy jokes
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.