Life Expectancy jokes
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.