Life Expectancy jokes

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.