The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
Problem Solved
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The doc gave him six months of life left, but the judge gave him a 20-year prison sentence. He traded a terminal diagnosis for a prison bid, thinking jail time literally extends his lifespan. You probably think jail sentences come with immortality too.
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