The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
Problem Solved
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The doc gave him six months of life left, but the judge gave him a 20-year prison sentence. He traded a terminal diagnosis for a prison bid, thinking jail time literally extends his lifespan. You probably think jail sentences come with immortality too.
Comments (2)
Concave Stoat
Unoriginal
ender
well ya. every good joke on this website is unoriginal, and the original ones suck