Lessing

Lessing Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.