Lessing jokes
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 馃榿
What鈥檚 the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there鈥檚 a victim less!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"