Lessing jokes

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Homo-less.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"