Leaving Home jokes

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Why didn't the bear leave home?

He could not bear leaving his family.

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

My dad coming back.

They say they'll stay, but I left first.