Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
why didnt the bear leave home-------- He could not bear leaving his family
