What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Least Favorite Jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
