Least favorite

Least favorite jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

Orphan

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Nudist

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

Orphan

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.