My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
alec is bad at league? jokes, jarid is haha
