On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
alec is bad at league? jokes, jarid is haha
