My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
