League

League jokes

Day

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On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

Sex

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My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

Flash

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In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Wheelchair

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There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Pressure

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Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.