Landmark jokes
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!