What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid
Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes"
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.
