Lactose Intolerance jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!