Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Lactose Intolerance Jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.