Lactose Intolerance

Lactose Intolerance Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Lactose

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.