Lactose Intolerance jokes
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!