Lactose Intolerance

Lactose Intolerance Jokes

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Lactose

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War