Kurt Cobain jokes

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.