Kurt Cobain jokes

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

What does Kurt have in common with painters?

They paint walls.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.