Grunge jokes

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.