Grunge jokes

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.