Grunge jokes

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

What does Kurt have in common with painters?

They paint walls.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.