Koala

Koala Jokes

Animal

What did one Koala say to the other?

"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"

Tree

Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

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  • Bear

    Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.

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  • Baby

    Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

    Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

    Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

    Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

    Bear

    Why aren't koalas actual bears?

    Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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