King of Pop jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?