King of Pop jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.