King of Pop jokes
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Michael Jackson.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.