What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why did the kidnapper cross the rode
To get the the kids at the playground
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a kidnappers favourite shoe?; white vans.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
