Kidnapper

Kidnapper Jokes

POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"

kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.