my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
How do you circumcis a hillbilly, Kick his sister in the jaw
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
How do curcensize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake
