Kamala jokes

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.