Kamala jokes

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)