Juxtaposition jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.