Juxtaposition jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.