Juxtaposition jokes
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
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My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
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