Journal jokes
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Community talk
I know that no one will care but this is everything that i've written in my journal.
I've been told all of my life that all I do is ruin peoples lives and that all I am is a mistake and shit. I've been told I'm not good enough and that I have to kill myself to make everyone happier. Well guess what. I've fucking tried and tried so many times. I've been trying to keep fighting but what happens? I keep getting hu… Read more
Should I write a story bout the work journal of a mental asylum doctors with everything that happens with her 7 insane clients?
Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3
Angry:
Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.
Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more