What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
spell icup i c u p
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter
wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!!!!!!!!
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
