Jokester jokes

Sandwich

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Friend

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

Cannibal

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Giraffe

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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  • Hippo

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

    Ice Cream

    My bf: Knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    My bf: Ice cream.

    Me: Ice cream who?

    My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

    Kid

    So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

    The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

    Chicken

    What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

    "It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

    Mop

    Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

    Site

    I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

    Community

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    A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

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    A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more