Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy
Comments (55)
LOL
too good
I can relate
Ticci Toby
THIS IS PERFECTION
fuck boy
hahahahahahahahahahahah
Lodes
Amazing
Exe
That took a turn
PeenBoi
I just pissed my self in class. LOL 10/10
jack:( LIves in belfast
im in school this isn't very nice
Lizzie
πmy dog jill died and her bro is still alive for me this is not funny
Mr Toilet
Lol
My rudeness is a joke
Shut up Lizzie this is not about your stupid dead dog
ANoNyMoUs
Goddamn My rudeness is a joke, you went a wee bit too far on dat one
Steven
ANoNyMoUs look... If Lizzie didn't want dark jokes she shouldn't be here. Simple as that. Rudeness just said it a bit cruder
MidgetMan946
Give her a phuccing break. Lizzie's dog died that's why she's here to cheer up.
c.aurora
phucking loved that one it was great
πππ
Lizzie didn't have to be here or comment so she walked right into that one
israphel
10/10
Mr person
My rudeness is a joke shut up and donβt be an asshole
Anynomous
Gib doujinshi of this.
tr*mp
my childhood has left the chat
Katniss Night
My dog's dead too. My parents said they wouldn't get me a new one until my old one died, and I hugged my dog, went straight to the window, and told my dog 'thank you for your service'
Merpπ
Your the fucking π broπ€πΎ
Lizzie's dog is dead
Hahahahaha
Jack
Thatβs fucked up
No way
Damn
Bakugo.K
@jack yea for you, because you sucked a dudes dick
JohnnyJohnny
@LOL how can you relate
!throwbabies
LMFAO
β¦
Bruh not funny ok
Toby :)
Welp-
lmao when you find out your crush is trans
Toby :)
I was looking at this with my bf- that went well, so thanks ^_^
Legion
Lizzie stfu no one gives a fuck about your problems. Its dark humor about a girl named jill not a dog you moron. Not everythings about you, and everyone supporting her is a hard simp for someone whos prob a 40 yr old male living in his mothers basement, fapping off to porn, while tryharding to gain some simps over a dog no one gives a fuck about you annoying cunt. No matter how rude what i just said was, it was facts
Anonymous
And the problem is
Ariana Grande
Legion ikr
Dude
@MidgetMan946 yesssir. And golly gee, this is just the place! There's sexual jokes, murder jokes, and frankly the name of the diddly-darn site its self just screams positivity!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
i agree with legion.
FUCK U LIZZIEZ DED DAWG!
Chair
ANoNyMoUs
nice name there, b u d
ANoNyMoUs
10 outta 10
:)
I agree with you 3.
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11 outta 10
Anonymous
AMONGUS
Yo Mama
So fucking hilarious bro
Quandaledingle
10 outta 10
Graye Bby
I read this in class and got in trouble for bursting out in laughter
Lmao
Was reading this at 2 am I almost died ππ
Jack from the joke :)
i mean its a win win situation, because i enjoyed it too
Kel Row
Jill's name is Randy... too long winded you
Anonymous
never heard that one b4
Anonymous
Why is it every joke somebody starts bitching and then it ruins the fucking joke, Lizzie sry about ur dog but shut tf up
Anonymous
That caught me off guard! (Just like Jack lmao)
Anonymous
Bro
Anonymous
same with me, except i knew thet he was randy the whole tim
Anonymous
10/10
Anonymous
Best joke on the site confirmed good shit
Anonymous
ten out of ten