John Cena jokes

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

John Cena.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?

Hey, man.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!