Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
