Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I get jealous when my phone dies
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
An ugly man with a gun walks into a bar. He sees a woman, and falls in love with her. Man: Hey, cute lady! Woman: Leave me alone, you ugly two faced man! I already have a boyfriend. Man: Not for long! And then the man shoots the woman's boyfriend. Woman: How dare you murder such a beautiful man! Man: Now you shall be my girlfriend. Woman: Never. And then the man takes the seat that the woman's boyfriend was sitting in before. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open up your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, murder. Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the world, compared to all those ugly woman? Bleuch! Woman: What's it like being the ugliest mother f***ing murder in the world, compared to all those beautiful men? And then the man orders flowers and candy. Bartender: We don't serve flowers, or candy. And the man shoots the bartender. Another man can't believe what he just saw, so he strangles the first man, and throws him out.