Javelin jokes
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.