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Ive been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, bu i couldn’t see any

I told a Seal a joke it went like “Why did the kid cross the playground” he said “why?” I said “To get to the other slide” and then he said “thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard”

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes

teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*

we have been cursed by curse-ive.

in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.