it's jokes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.