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Car

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".

Population

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains a text saying: "no diploma but I have this" above a document labeled: "Population and Immigration Authority" and "Refusal of Entry Into Israel".

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".

Geopolitics

FireLeech · 2 years ago

Kurdistan

A map shows a region with the text "Kurdistan" written in the middle. Above the map, the text reads, "That's it, you guys couldn't behave." Below the map, the text reads, "The Kurds get Israel."

Map

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A map shows the area of Israel and surrounding territories. Text overlays the map, stating: "That's it, you guys couldn't behave. The Kurds get Israel." The word "Kurdistan" is written over Israel.

Drip

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A two-panel image. In the first panel, a man shows off a diamond-studded watch. In the second panel, the same man takes a selfie in the mirror. The text above reads, "She called me Jewish cause she knows the drip Israel 100."

Parent

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.

Drone

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a political compass with four quadrants. The top left quadrant, labeled "Authoritarian," shows a wojak character with a blank expression. The top right quadrant, labeled "Authoritarian Right," features a wojak wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat and yelling, "Yay, Israel, show them!". In the bottom left quadrant, "Economic Left", a female character with orange hair and glasses is saying, "Yay! Show them, Iran!". Finally, the bottom right quadrant, labeled "Libertarian," displays another wojak with a blank expression. In the center of the image, there's a text box that reads, 'Iran Launches Drone Swarm at Israel. Drone swarm is expected to reach the country overnight, an Israeli official confirmed.'

Politician

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

Zionism and jihad are brothers

A four-panel image featuring US Presidents Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, each touching the Western Wall in Jerusalem. On their heads, they are photoshopped wearing red conical Asian hats. Above the panels, the text reads: "I hate how China controls all of our politicians. They make them go touch the Great Wall of China and swear allegiance to the CCP."

Jeffrey Epstein

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent

Map

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A map showing Michigan and a section of the Middle East, with the countries and city names in all caps. The location of Dearborn, Michigan, is marked with a dot.

Market

Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

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