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37 views · Swf · 1 year ago

A black and white photo shows two soldiers in helmets with a burning city in the background. Text at the bottom reads "Invading France with my besties" followed by the usernames @Hans and @Karl.

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20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a computer desktop with three folder icons. From left to right, the first folder is labeled "WW3 Memes", the second is "Memes for Russian Invasion of Ukraine", and the third is labeled "Child Po".

Market

101 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

Alien

115 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A Martian from the movie Mars Attacks! is shown in the center, wearing a red and gold regal robe. In the background, other Martians are visible. The main Martian has a large, exposed, pulsating brain and bulging red eyes. The text overlaid on the image reads "WE COME IN PEACE TO OPEN A DAYCARE".

Door

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

Alien

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."

Hawaii

1 view · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

Currency

70 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Ohio

4 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

The image is a map of the USA, with Ohio highlighted in red. The map has a color-coded key describing levels of danger related to Ohio, ranging from 'You are in Ohio' (red) to 'Illusion of Safety' (grey).

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