Intestine jokes

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.