Intestine jokes

Spongebob

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

Poo

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Intestine memes

Diarrhea

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Viagra

Tyler · 7 years ago

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Diarrhea

Tommaso · 4 years ago

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

Question

Adin · 4 years ago

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Anal Sex

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Life

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Cancer

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A social media interaction where an image prompt shows a superhero emoji and text asking readers to "Pick a superpower and someone". Below the prompt is a comment section. A user named 'The sandwich.' simply says "Hi". In response, user 'Mr. MeowMeow' replies with an incredibly long, exhaustive list of nearly every medical classification of cancer.

Intestine memes

Community talk

I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more

Angel_Izzy

3 years ago

I wanna rip out my intestines throw them in sea, I want to raise some money to invest in plastic surgery. I want to cover myself head to toe and super sexy scars, cuz I mean aren't you supposed to burn if you're a star?

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