Intestine jokes
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
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I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more
I wanna rip out my intestines throw them in sea, I want to raise some money to invest in plastic surgery. I want to cover myself head to toe and super sexy scars, cuz I mean aren't you supposed to burn if you're a star?