Interpretation jokes
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."