Interpretation jokes

Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."