Infinity and Beyond jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
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What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."