Infinity and Beyond jokes
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.