Infinity and Beyond jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."