Infinity and Beyond jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.