Indians jokes
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.